The Sorting Song

[Hermione Weasley]

Ok the following 4 threads will display the above members entry into the contest. Please pick your favorite.

[Hermione Weasley]

Juniper Orchid Primrose[1]

“Another year I must protest,
How long will this progress?
O well, o well what do we seek?
Another fun filled year within walls so weak.

The time has come yet again
That something must be made amend
Time is frail don’t you fret
Yet we know that it has yet to threat

How strange to see so many here
After all Hogwarts end is so near.

Well then now
I should take a bow
After all it is my dining hour.

Inside your heads I will see
Exactly what house is best for thee.

Lets get this sorted out
Now now don’t you pout?

What keys will they discover
In that brave old Gryffindor?
Will they be rumble in a sore?
A tough spot they cannot adore

How about sweet Huffelpuff
Lets hope they don’t become stuffed.
Though it is far better then being snuffed,
Though in the end maybe only a little roughed.

Dear me wise Ravenclaw
Seems there may be a flaw
O, please, O please don’t be in awe,
There may be time to withdarw

Don’t forget that sly Slytherin
Venture to far down within
Their pride tougher then their skin,
Don’t tempt the deadly sin.

That is far too much from me.
Lets find what house you will be.”

[Hermione Weasley]

Juniper Orchid Primrose[2]

Another year has come to pass,
Yet I find myself a gasp

Off that old self to see myself here again,
This is never going to be a pain
As each brilliant year comes too pass, amen!
A new master so brilliant I can’t complain.

Time again for the carriages to haul,
To the Hogwarts walls so tall,
Come one come all
It is time to have a ball!

So many choices for each new face
Four great houses none to misplace
Where to start is a hard case

Dear old Ravenclaw,
Now don’t be left in awe
The house not one to call a draw
Have a ready mind is the Raven’s law

The brave and true Gryffindor
Here will not be a boar
Yet there is not any sort of war
So don’t you even think to be sore

That Sly old Slytherin
May have a slight twin
Things are not as straight as a pin
When dealing with Hogwarts herein

But alas there is one more house that does not get enough
It is that loyal Hufflepuff
Surely not made of all the small stuff
Hogwarts gleam at the sweet bluff

That my dear fellows is all the founders
And their great legacy that all ponders

Time to sort you fresh new faces
So many places

Which will you be?

[Hermione Weasley]

Darnek Aku

It’s time again, the start of the year
And you all sit there to listen and hear.
Its time once again for the start of term feast
But before you turn into a beast,
There’s one thing you must know...

The simple lives you’ve come to know are soon about to change,
For evil comes our way once more but this one we can’t contain
But if we want to see it through we must learn stronger ways
Unite within and you will see the light of future days.

But despite the danger lingering in the air,
It’s time for me to sort you, so but me on your hair.

Perhaps Slyhterin will be your home if you are strong of mind,
Beware of them their rarely kind.
Or Hufflepuff may be your house if you are kind of heart
For these gracious friends are more than just smart.

Or Ravenclaw could be the one if you are keen to learn,
Few members of this house ever turn.
Brave old Gryphindor may be your house if you are fit to lead,
Bursting into dangers unknown, the warnings they don’t heed.

Come one came all unto my stool and sit your booty down
For the time has come for me to say ware you belong.
But don’t you let house rivalries stand in your way,
For some time soon you’ll need your friends and look back on this day.

[Hermione Weasley]

Hermione Weasley/Magyn Bellus Wandwip

This year will be the best
Thats what I say to myslef
Everytime they take me off
My dusty old shelf

This is what I do
It is why I am here
To sort all new students
Into a different house each year

I do not have a favorite
I do not discriminate
For each house is different
Each has its own trait

Hufflepuff, the badgers.
Are loyal to the end
Nothing else matters
When you are their friend

Slytherin, the snake
Sly and cunning
Each have their own agenda
Which one of you will they have running

Ravenclaw, the ravens
True to their name
The smartest are in this bunch
And are also tame

Gryffindor, the mighty lion
Brave and true
Only the toughest of the batch
Are fit to join this group

New friends will fast surround you
As your journey here begins
But with new friends come enemies
So best to stick with kin.

Now that the sorting song is over
And all has been said
Please step forward
And simply place me apon your head

I will shout out the house name
That fits you the best
And for the next seven years
You can do the rest!

[Darnek Aku]

*Squeels* Really! I have a vote! *Huggs self*

[feorge1234]

i would like to be placed i the house that well fits me